xquinninwonderlandx:

If that’s what you need to believe to sleep at night, baby. At least give Em a kiss.

Don’t be an ass. C’mere you little critter.

xquinninwonderlandx:

Great, finally get rid of that smell.

I still reek of awesomeness, thank you.

xquinninwonderlandx:

I promise I’ll make it up to you when she’s asleep.

Can’t wait. In the meantime, I have an itch to scratch in the shower, so if you’ll excuse me.

xquinninwonderlandx:

And you’d be the first one panicking if she hurts herself because we were having sex.

… Fair enough.

xquinninwonderlandx:

Mmhmm, because Em’s awake.

C’mooon, it’s not like she can walk in on us.

xquinninwonderlandx:

And now you need to stop.

Mm do I have tooo?

xquinninwonderlandx:

Awww baby, let me kiss your boo-boo better.

Yeah that’s what I thought.

xquinninwonderlandx:

A boo-boo?

Yes. A boo-boo.

xquinninwonderlandx:

Then something’s overpowering it. Why should you get one?

Rude. Because you gave my ego a boo-boo and I need a kiss to make it better.

xquinninwonderlandx:

You really don’t.

I always smell like awesomeness. Can I at least get a kiss?