If that’s what you need to believe to sleep at night, baby. At least give Em a kiss.
Don’t be an ass. C’mere you little critter.
Great, finally get rid of that smell.
I still reek of awesomeness, thank you.
I promise I’ll make it up to you when she’s asleep.
Can’t wait. In the meantime, I have an itch to scratch in the shower, so if you’ll excuse me.
And you’d be the first one panicking if she hurts herself because we were having sex.
… Fair enough.
Mmhmm, because Em’s awake.
C’mooon, it’s not like she can walk in on us.
Awww baby, let me kiss your boo-boo better.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
Then something’s overpowering it. Why should you get one?
Rude. Because you gave my ego a boo-boo and I need a kiss to make it better.
You really don’t.
I always smell like awesomeness. Can I at least get a kiss?